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Ok, time for a fun freelance thread. Give me your best “my invoice is past due and I want to know when I’m going to be paid for it” response. Go!

Oof, I’m dealing with this right now.

Have not had to deal with this much at all thankfully (knock on wood) but I always like to try flattery. Something like “You guys are always so on top of this so I just wanted to check in and make sure you saw my invoice” lol

I have heard that for women, it can be effective to send an email from a fake billings/accounts person with a man’s name, sadly.

I have an automated email reminder system, so I don't even need to do this manually. First, I use something like this: "Invoice [number] was due on [date]. I'm sure this is an oversight. Please let us know when we can expect to receive payment." Then: "Invoice [number] was due on [date]. It has still not been paid. Please let us know when we can expect to receive payment." Then: "Invoice [number] was due on [date]. It remains unpaid, despite several reminders. If it is not paid by [date of next Friday in the month], we will reissue it with a late payment fee added." The first usually resolves it. If it goes to email 4, it's a warning that we're preparing to take them to small claims court. I've had to do it twice IN A ROW, with the same deadbeat client. They paid finally, after a court order. NO emotion, no pleading, no personalisation, just cold hard facts.

WHOOP! 🙂

“Please advise status of payment, or Im sending this to collections”